Nine Feet Underground

Up early for the cleaner, followed a little later by the first carer of the day. Mornings have been fairly cold this week so the carer, who I'll call Kay (this is not her name!), mentioned she was wearing an additional layer under her uniform.  She went on to say she'd normally wear a scarf which is easy to remove, a necessity as the morning progresses and warms up and also because many client homes are extremely warm. She did then suggest she may have to remove the additional layer later, so, being very kind, I suggested she could change here and, what's more, I'd be happy to hold her uniform whilst she did so . She left the house laughing. More on this after her return at lunchtime. In the meantime... Kay returns and is still wearing the additional layer, which she informs me she'll be retaining, though I'm sure my kind offer was appreciated. Both carers tell me about a large penis that was on 'This Morning', a source of much hilarity and unrepeatable ...