Tales From The Crypt - Saturday 6th August 2022
A panoply of exciting activities to begin my day: laundry; food shopping; washing up; cleaning the kitchen. When will the excitement end? The highlight of my shopping trip was a chat with the bread girls about their children and a general life catch-up. I narrowly escaped catastrophe (biohazard) in the coffee shop when I queried the milk they'd used to make my coffee. Turns out they had made it with milk originating from one or more cows when I had requested it be made with milk from the nuts of a coco. I wasn't clowning around. The saga wasn't to end there, however. When I arrived home son #3 helped me unpack and put stuff away. Unusually, I placed my as-yet untouched coffee near where we stack the bread and pastries bought from the bread girls. You know what's coming next I'm sure. If you imagined my coffee was knocked over, the contents of the cup unleashed in a tsunami of caffeine and coconut, you would be correct. Owing to the lie of the land, the tidal wave...