Tales From The Crypt - Tuesday 28th June 2022
A full four days of work this week. Boy, I can't wait to start! Enough of that (...and statistics) Started my day by spitting repeatedly into a tube (not a tuba, just to be clear. I'm not that kind of guy). This is not some new TikTok craze (as if I would know!) but to capture my DNA to find out where I come from (stork, test-tube, Neanderthal etc). This was one of my birthday presents from Q and I'm looking forward to finding out where my forbears (or was it three bears? Guess it only takes two!) came from. One of the carers thinks I'll find out I have some Jamaican in me, though for the life of me, I can't imagine why. (No, she went of her own accord) After spitting and then showering, I chatted with Q to see what her day has in store for her. Sounds good. Hope she enjoys it and finds out what she needs to. Before starting work I walked to a local post box to post my spit (the dog (look it up!), then returned to make breakfast and start work. At some point today...